Posts tagged ‘happiness’
Signs That You Are Finally Over Him.
You’ve come to the conclusion that 8 to 12 minutes of foreplay is just not good enough.
You actually have a crush. Yippee!
Out with your gals, you’re shocked to finally learn that Sara got promoted a month ago and Julie has a new boyfriend whom she’s completely in love with. Turns out you’ve been so busy monopolizing convos with your get-him- back master plan that you missed what was going on in their lives.
You’ve decided that being friends with your ex isn’t such a hot idea. You have enough pals already, and by the way, none of them treat you like a piece of poo on the bottom of their shoe.
The guy at your local corner store, who nicknamed you Chocolate Chip for a while (What? You needed comfort!), has changed your name to Sexy.
The other day, you dropped out of cell-phone range — for, oh, two seconds — but you didn’t panic. Normally you’d be freaking that you missed a call from him, but face it, that’s not going to happen.
You just had an epiphany: It’s his loss, not yours.
You finally returned your collection of sappy tear-jerker DVDs — Titanic, The Notebook, and Love Actually — to the video store and rented some new, more empowering movies — Charlie’s Angels and Kill Bill: Volumes 1 and 2.
Your computer at work has a meltdown and deletes all of his e-mails and the loving dialogue you shared. And (gasp!) you’re not under the desk in the fetal position, howling in pain and bawling your eyes out.
