Posts from the ‘About Him’ Category
To Date or Not to Date?
You are dating a new guy. The first couple of dates go really well. After only a few weeks of happy dating his attitude seems to change for the worse. So here are few suggestions that will help you decide whether to continue dating him:
He promises you the world on the first date. A few weeks later: he is busy saving the world.
a. He is Superman. Continue dating.
b. You don’t believe in Superman. Move on to the next.
Your conversations went from versatile to a detailed discussion of the current weather conditions.
a. Weather is your favorite topic. Have another date.
b. He works for the weather channel. Don’t trust people from the weather industry. Next, please.
He is avoiding making plans with you.
a. He is making plans with someone else. You need to plan accordingly.
b. He is Superman. Continue dating.
He says he will call you right back. A few days go by without a trace of him.
a. You phone is broken. You need a new phone.
b. He forgot how to dial your number. You need a new date. Preferably more tech-savvy.
How To Be a Man?
Phone Phases of Relationship Life Cycle
Conversation #1. Introduction Phase.
Man: “Hey there.”
Woman: “Hey. Hi. How are you?”
Man: “I am ok. And you?”
Woman: “Just finishing up some work.”
Man: “Good. You know I can’t stop thinking about you.”
Woman: “I have been thinking about you too.”
Man: “You looked so great last night.”
Woman: “Thank you.”
Man: “I was wondering if I can see you tonight?”
Woman: “Well, we could meet around 8.”
Man: “That works. Iw ill pick you up.”
Woman: “Ok. I’ll see you later”
Conversation #2. Growth Phase.
How To Live Happy With A Man
1. Don’t overanalyze every word he says. Like for example: he tells you now – both of you are in your late 20′s or early 30′s – that if you were to gain a lot of weight in 30 years, he will leave you. Don’t let that mess up the next 30 years of your life.
2. Give him some space. Try to let him discover some things on his own. This way he won’t lose his mind if you are ever out of town.
3. Be independent. Pursue your own interests. Do something with your friends,or take up a hobby. Note: He can’t be your hobby.
4. Loose your needy and attention greedy attitude. As attention needy as men can be they still fear needy women. If you live his life, who is going to live yours?
5. Don’t look busy. Be busy. Ignoring his phone calls to teach him a lesson can be a real torture. Not being able to pick up the phone because you are in the middle of something very important is so much fun.
How To Know A Player
Don’t we think we recognize a player when we see one? A promiscuous man who knows – oh so well – how to read between your lines, who looks deep into your eyes and your heart starts beating faster, a man you would want to have all to yourself…
Then, all of a sudden – right when the birds of love are rehearsing the happy love song in your head – his presence begins to fade away, his phone calls become rare, and you turn into a restless creature spending most of your time ordering greasy Chinese food, stuffing yourself with chocolate and ice cream. You blame yourself for ignoring the red flags, for listening to his sweet voice but not hearing his words, and for letting yourself fall in his arms. You question yourself what went wrong but you can’t find the answer. The answer is you got played.
There are three types of players: player for life aka collective player, trial player, and last but not least, lovesick player. Each type might have different motives, similar intentions but the outcome is identical – your feelings will get hurt.
Player for life aka collective player is the most dangerous species among male players. He is a player by choice. As a true womanizer he has many years of experience. Enchanting women comes natural to him. He can easily identify his next victim just by looking at her for a couple of minutes. He knows exactly what she wants him to be, and it brings him great pleasure to slurp in the role she wants him to play. He likes to collect women as precious exhibits. He loves the challenge. The more challenging you are the more persistent he will become, and the longer he might stick around. He constantly falls in and out of love, and believes that unfulfilled love can be romantic. Once you get over him you will recall your encounter with him as a beautiful and passionate moment of happiness.
Fact 1
Men take significantly longer to get over their lost loves than women.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
2. Sunday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
3. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
6. “Yes” and “No” are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
8. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
9. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
10. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
Signs That You Are Finally Over Him.
You’ve come to the conclusion that 8 to 12 minutes of foreplay is just not good enough.
You actually have a crush. Yippee!
Out with your gals, you’re shocked to finally learn that Sara got promoted a month ago and Julie has a new boyfriend whom she’s completely in love with. Turns out you’ve been so busy monopolizing convos with your get-him- back master plan that you missed what was going on in their lives.
You’ve decided that being friends with your ex isn’t such a hot idea. You have enough pals already, and by the way, none of them treat you like a piece of poo on the bottom of their shoe.
The guy at your local corner store, who nicknamed you Chocolate Chip for a while (What? You needed comfort!), has changed your name to Sexy.
The other day, you dropped out of cell-phone range — for, oh, two seconds — but you didn’t panic. Normally you’d be freaking that you missed a call from him, but face it, that’s not going to happen.
You just had an epiphany: It’s his loss, not yours.
You finally returned your collection of sappy tear-jerker DVDs — Titanic, The Notebook, and Love Actually — to the video store and rented some new, more empowering movies — Charlie’s Angels and Kill Bill: Volumes 1 and 2.
Your computer at work has a meltdown and deletes all of his e-mails and the loving dialogue you shared. And (gasp!) you’re not under the desk in the fetal position, howling in pain and bawling your eyes out.
